O Woody é um génio (Vol. 1)

Aqui fica uma nova categoria que se quer recorrente deste espaço. One-liners daquele que é um dos maiores génios contemporâneos da escrita para cinema: Woody Allen.

"Last night I was home alone in my apartment and I conjured up a threesome with me, Marilyn Monroe and Sophia Loren, and it was very very erotic. As a matter of fact if I'm not mistaken, it was the first time those two great actresses ever appeared in anything together."

(Anything Else, 2003 - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313792/)