Isto vai dar...

Watching the people get lairy
Is not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
And not very sensible either
A friend of a friend he got beaten
He looked the wrong way at a policeman
Would never have happened to Smeaton
An old Leodiensian
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

ISTO VAI DAR MERDA, ISTO VAI DAR MERDA
ISTO VAI DAR MERDA, ISTO VAI DAR MERDA

I try to get to my taxi
A man in a tracksuit attacks me
He said that he saw it before me
Wants to get things a bit gory
Girls run around with no clothes on
To borrow a pound for a condom
If it wasn't for chip fat, they'd be frozen
They're not very sensible

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

ISTO VAI DAR MERDA, ISTO VAI DAR MERDA
ISTO VAI DAR MERDA, ISTO VAI DAR MERDA

And if there's anybody left in here
WHO That doesn't want to be out there

Watching the people get lairy
Is not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
And not very sensible

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

ISTO VAI DAR MERDA, ISTO VAI DAR MERDA
ISTO VAI DAR MERDA, ISTO VAI DAR MERDA

And if there's anybody left in here
WHO That doesn't want to be out there

ISTO VAI DAR MERDA, ISTO VAI DAR MERDA
ISTO VAI DAR MERDA, ISTO VAI DAR MERDA